It's been over a week since I've been able to post. Shame on me. But with having to deal with computer problems at home, boredom problems at work... family at Easter... the list could be endless.

Still no email comments yet. This saddens me, truly... use the link!! I crave virtual contact.

Suppose they gave a yard sale and no one came?

So, today, while I get my soul & sanity back into shape, I present to you some haikus I wrote a while back when I was particularly bored at work (about 30 seconds ago).


This day is quite long.
Like all other days here; I
Sit, wanting to cry.

Office work is dull.
Piles of paper stream across
Desks; Gee, doesn’t this suck?

Chain of paper clips
Created in a fit of
Boredom, to pass time.

Surf the internet
To pass the long hours at work;
But no porn… I swear.

Lunch hour comes and goes.
So short a time in which one
Scarfs unhealthy food.

Stressed out beyond hope,
Trying to get real work done
This caller’s a schmuck!

Paper airplanes fly
When made to exact standards.
But don’t hit the boss!